TOP TEN: Thoughtful one-liners

  1. War does not determine who is right, but only who is left.
  2. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  3. Good people are bad people that never get caught.
  4. Behind a successful man is his woman, and his fall is usually from another woman.
  5. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
  6. 90% of what I worry about never happens, but that doesn’t prove worrying works.
  7. If tempted to fight fire with fire, remember the Fire Department usually uses water.
  8. If you shoot first and call what you hit the target that is called Relativism, not Truth.
  9. A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
  10. If winning isn’t important, why keep score?