TOP TEN: Epiphanies

  1. Light is faster than sound. Is this why some people appear bright until they speak?
  2. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
  3. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  4. Evening news begins with ‘Good evening’, and then tells you why it isn’t.
  5. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  6. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  7. Did you know that dolphins are so smart, they can train people to throw them fish?
  8. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  9. Change is inevitable, except from a voting or a vending machine.
  10. A boy asked his parents, “How much does marriage cost?”. The parents replied in unison, “We don’t know, We’re still paying.”
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